ERNIE: Whatcha making?

ME: New playdough. I made green this time.

ERNIE: Sweet, now you can make Balboa Island with it!

ME: ...

ERNIE: What?

You just cannot make some of these people up ( Read more... )

BILL: *does something weird, I can't even remember what now, but trust me, it was weird*

ME: You are so strangeBILL: *grin* But you wuv me ( Read more... )

BILL: I'm soooo sleeeepy *crawls into bed ( Read more... )

BILL: So there's this new machine at the gym. It works your glutes and your spinal erectors.

ME: *nods*

BILL: I tried it because I thought my glutes and spinal erectors could use some work.

ME: Oh?

BILL: Especially my spinal erectors.

ME: Mm.

BILL: I just like saying "spinal erectors."

ME: I'd noticed, yeah.

BILL: Would you like to see my ( Read more... )

Recent events in Soupy's life prompted a discussion over the weekend of the various stages of a dating relationship. I found this fairly illuminating, since Mr. Bill and I sort of fell sideways into dating and even, to a certain degree, being engaged. It seems there are several steps that we kind of skipped over on our way to being married. I of ( Read more... )

ME: *dials phone*

BILL: Hello?

ME: DID YOU KNOW!!??

BILL: What?

ME: Today's our anniversary!BILL: That's right, happy anniversary! Wanna know what my fortune cookie said today at lunch ( Read more... )

ME: I think I'm going to to finally go register for baby stuff this week. Do you want to have some input on what kind of stroller we get and that kind of thing ( Read more... )

We are finally moving out of our original room at the Ancestral Abode and betaking ourselves to a pair of rooms upstairs that are not absurdly tiny. Because we have lived in our little room for three years, and because both of our cats spend the majority of their time in it, the cat hair buildup revealed by moving the furniture is much worse than ( Read more... )

Mr. Bill is in NY at BookExpo America for the rest of the week. I miss him muchly, and I'm sad that I didn't get to go. I would dearly love to see the city, but I'll have another chance next year when I'm not feeling so yucky all the time, and after hearing about his accommodations, I'm glad I didn't go ( Read more... )